Green Jelly - 1994
"Cereal Killer Soundtrack"
Track List:
 1.	Obey The Cowgod 
 2.	Three Little Pigs 
 3.	Cereal Killer 
 4.	Rock-N-Roll Pumpkihn
 5.	Anarchy In The U.K. 
 6.	Electric Harley House (Of Love) 
 7.	Trippin' on XTC
 8.	Misadventures Of Shitman 
 9.	House Me Teenage Rave 
10.	Flight Of The Skajaquada
11. Green Jelly Theme Song

1. OBEY THE COWGOD
++++++++++++++++++
1, 2, 3, 4
Are you ready
To obey
The Cow
God?
We live in a country
We can't eat meat
Obey
The Cow
God
We live in a country
Where there is no
There's no Burger Kings
Obey
The Cow
God
We live in a country
Where there is no
There's no McDonalds
Obey
The Cow
God
Ah, dopey, dopey, dopey, dopey
I'm a cow
And I'm gonna roam through your village
And I'm going to eat
All of your food
But you don't care
Because I'm a
I'm a
Sacred
Cow
Obey
The Cow
God
We live in a country
Where there is no
There's no Beefcake
The Mighty
Obey
The Cow
God
We live in a country
Where there is no
There's no beef
By-products
Obey
The Cow
God
You
On your knees
You
Get on your knees
Where's those two bone-heads?
Get on your knees
Hands behind your heads
And on your knees
You
On your knees
You
Get on your knees
I said
On your knees
Get on your knees
And pray
To the
Cow
God
Eat my burger
For it is my flesh
And drink my milk
For it is
My blood
Obey


2. THREE LITTLE PIGS
++++++++++++++++++++
Why don't you
Sit right back
And I
I may tell you
A tale
A tale of 3
Little pigs
And a big
Bad
Wolf
1 (x2)
1, 2
Well, the first little piggy
Well, he was kinda hick, he spent most of his days just day-dreamin' of
the city
And then one day
He bought a guitar
He moved to Hollywood to become a star
But living on the farm, he knew nothing of the city
Built his house outta straw, what a pity
Then one day
Jammin' on some chords
Along came the wolf
Knockin' on his door
(x2) Little pig, little pig, let me in
Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin (x2)
Well, I'm huffin'
I'm puffin'
I'll blow your house in
(x2) Huff and
Puff and
Blow your house in (x2)
Huffin' and I'll puffin' and I'll blow your house in
Well, the second little piggy
Well, he was kinda stokin', spent most of his days just a ganja smokin'
Hoppin' and a-boppin' down on Venice Beach
Gettin' paid money for religious speech
Built his shelter from what he garbage picked
Mostly made up of old cans and sticks
Then one day he was crankin' out Bob Marley
Along came the wolf on his big, bad Harley
(x2) Little pig, little pig, let me in
Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin (x2)
Well, I'm huffin'
I'm puffin'
I'll blow your house in
(x2) Huff and
Puff and
Blow your house in (x2)
Huffin' and I'll puffin' and I'll blow your house in
Well, the third little piggy
A grade A student, his daddy was a rock star
Named Pig Nugent
Earned his Master's Degree
From Harvard College
Built his house from his architect knowledge
A tri-level mansion
Hollywood Hills
Daddy's rock stardom
Paid for the bills
Then one day came the old house masher
The big bad wolf, the little piggy slasher
(x2) Little pig, little pig, let me in
Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin (x2)
Well, I'm huffin'
I'm puffin'
I'll blow your house in
(x2) Huff and
Puff and
Blow your house in (x2)
Huffin' and I'll puffin' and I'll blow your house in
Well, the big bad wolf
Well, he huffed
And he puffed
All that he could
And low and behold the little piggy's house stood
"It's made out of concrete"
The little piggy shouted
The wolf just frowned
As he pouted so they called 9 11
Like any piggy would
They sent out Rambo
Just as fast
As they could
Yo
Wolf face
I'm your worst nightmare
Your ass is mine
1 (x2)
1, 2
Well, the wolf fell dead as you can plainly see
And that's the end of story
For you and me
But still give a listen
You just may
Hear the big wolf and little piggies say
(x2) Little pig, little pig, let me in
Not by the hair of my chiny-chin-chin (x2)
Well, I'm huffin'
I'm puffin'
I'll blow your house in
(x3) Huff and
Puff and
Blow your house in (x3)
Huffin' and I'll puffin' and I'll blow your house in (x4)
And the moral of the story is
That bands with no talent can easily amuse idiots with a stupid puppet
show


3.CEREAL KILLER
+++++++++++++++
Follow your nose
It always knows
The flavor of death
Wherever it goes
Terror in the supermarket, shoppers are in horror
Shredded boxes in the aisles, corpses on the floor
Those who ran, this joy is mine, now they're going to pay
Super gory slaughter now the order of the day
(x3) Toucan
Son of Sam (x3)
Silly rabbit
Trix are for kids
Follow your nose
It always knows
The flavor of death
Wherever it goes
Orphaned at the age of five, parental guidance missed
Reschudwich wouldn't talk to him and he got really pissed
The remittal chemicals have driven him insane
Now we know the calling like it's ringing 'round his brain
(x3) Toucan
Son of Sam (x3)
Snap
Crackle
Pop
(x3) Toucan
Son of Sam (x3)
(x4) Toucan
Son of Sam (x4)
Toucan
Son
Of
Sam
Part of your nutritious breakfast


4. ROCK-N-ROLL PUMPKIHN
+++++++++++++++++++++++
Ah, Rock 'n roll
Pumpkin
Rock 'n roll pumpkin
Say it again
Rock 'n roll pumpkin
Say it again
Rock 'n roll pumpkin
Say it again
Rock 'n roll
Pumpkin
Sh
Sh
Rock 'n roll pumpkin
Say it again
Rock 'n roll pumpkin
Say it again
(x3) Rock 'n roll pumpkin
Say it again (x3)
Rock 'n roll
Pumpkin
(x3) Rock 'n roll Pumpkin
Say it again (x3)
Rock 'n
Rock 'n roll
Pumpkin
(x2) Rock 'n
Rock 'n roll (x2)
Rock 'n roll pumpkin
Would ja pop it in our keys?
Rock 'n
Rock 'n roll


5. ANARCHY IN THE U.K.
++++++++++++++++++++++
Ancarchy
In Bedrock
Twitch (x2)
1, 2, 3, 4
Right
Now, hahahahahahaha
I am an antichrist
I am an anarchist
Know what I want but
Know how to get it
Wanna destroy
Mr. Slade cause I
Wanna be
Fred Flintstone
Anarchy in Bedrock
Stop in sometime and meet Betty and Willma
Try some Flint-Upside-Down-Rubble-Bubble cake
Or just try
Fruity
Pebbles cause I
Wanna be
Fred Flintstone
In Bedrock it's the only way to be
Many ways
To get what you want
I use
Ministry
I use
Barney Rubble
(Uh, gee, Fred)
I use
Anarchy cause I
Wanna be
Fred Flintstone
Yabba dabba doo
Is this
The USDA?
Is this
Hollywood?
Is this
Bedrock?
I thought it was Hollyrock cause I
Wanna be
Fred Flintstone
And I
Wanna be
Fred Flintstone
And I
Wanna be
Fred Flint
Wilma


6. ELECTRIC HARLEY HOUSE OF LOVE
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
So you wanna go on the road?
Wanna see my love to unfold?
You must be young and you must be bold
On your knees and do what you're told
You pull the trigger of my loaded gun
Then you'll see, we'll be having some fun
So meet me by the backstage door
If it's good then let's go for the electric
Harley house of love
(x3) Electric
Harley house of love (x3)
Gone all day then I loathe with mine
I'll give you time for your head to unwind
Can you sleep, it's my head to the floor
Spin around and look out for some more
Can you see I'm allowed to say "ill"?
Wanna taste the blood of your kill?
So reach out and take my hand
We'll be off to never never land in the electric
Harley house of love
(x3) Electric
Harley house of love (x3)
Come on, boys
I know you think it's Metallica
Well, if it is, my name is Ja
Would you think we'd rip it off?
I think we did, bend over and cough
So they say it's the sound a toms
When the band's called Something Wrong
It did not happen all the time
I think we got, we're neverbound in the electric
Harley house of love
(x3) Electric
Harley house of love (x3)
Of love (x3)
Yeah


7. TRIPPIN' ON XTC
++++++++++++++++++
Hello, little children, come stand over here, I'm gonna shake it with the
hot groove a-right in my ear
Yeah, you're boppin' down Melrose in Daddy's new car, I'm gonna hit you in
the nose and hit you real hard
So I jumped on the bandwagon, big butt toe wagon, racka-sacka rose but
jammin' in your butt, wait for Ted bass, fuckin' up your face
And they rocked out
Threw the pub out
Gonna wip my multiple sack out
We are trippin' on XTC
Hedgin' in our defect sexuality
Don't you wanna bang us, wanna be like me?
We are trippin' on XTC now
Livin' in, livin' in, livin' in, livin' in now
(Hallucino genius) (x4)
Are you boys on drugs?
(x2) Yeah
Jesus Christ
Yeah
He is nice (x2)
Huh Sly, let's do this (x23)
I'm never coming down (x2)
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my soul to keep
If I die before I wake
I pray
The Lord
My soul
To take


8. MISADVENTURES OF SHITMAN
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
What is that smell?
Walking through the plant today
Scooping up what gets away
It's poo poo
Poo poo
Something's smelling pretty ripe
Coming from that sewer pipe
It's poo poo
Poo poo
You know everybody knows
Who can smell it with their nose?
It's poo poo
Poo poo
I've got poo poo on my shoe (x2)
It's poo poo
Poo poo
But first
You gotta (x2)
You gotta, got to, got to, got to, got to, got to, got to, got to shit,
man
Lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme shit, man
Don't gimme no, gimme no, gimme no, gimme no, gimme no, gimme no, gimme
no, gimme no shit, man
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
shit
He's got poo poo
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha


9. HOUSE ME TEENAGE RAVE
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Oh
Tell me you wanna touch me
Tell you what?
Oh, yeah
Oh, show me that monkey you got there
(Ah, here?)
Hey, what's the monkey?
This is the monkey, baby
Say hi
Say hi to the monkey, the monkey likes you
Will it bite?
Yeah
Y, No, he doesn't bite as long as you're nice to him
No
No he won't bite you, nah
I want you to pet the monkey now
(Pet?) Does it like that?
Yeah ha ha
(Like, right like, oh, right there?)
Yeah
Oh, oh yeah
Uh huh
Oh wow, this is great
I have something else I want you to do for me
Whip me, teenage babe (x4)
Let me be your mortal slave and whip me
Teenage babe
Oh (x2)
Ah
(Yeah, come here, you little shit)
I been, I been, I been
I been so bad
I, I been so bad
I, I been so bad I,I want you to put me on the wheel
I want you to put me on the wheel
Uh, no, uh, put me on the wheel
Uh, oh, oh yeah, all right tie, yeah
Tie me up
All right, all right
Yeah
All right
Now spank me
Mm
Spank me
Like that?
Yeah
Like that?
A little harder
Uh
Harder
Uh
Oh, I been so bad
All right (x2)
(Look at that flesh fly)
(My god)
I want you to s
Spin the wheel
Spin it now
Ready?
Spin it, yes, I'm ready
(Around like this?)
(x2) Yes
Faster? (x2)
Spin it now
(Faster, faster, faster, faster, faster)
Oh (x2)
You wanna, Julie, you wanna get on the wheel, I'm jumpin' on, here I go
Oh, whe
Go, hu, look at all that hair fly
Faster, yeah
No
It's so good
Stop it
Stop it, I'm gonna
He's swinging on my pubicles
I'm gonna puke
Stop, I'm gonna
Here, I'll save you
I don't care, I'm dizzy
A hahaha
I'm too dizzy, Stop
Oh, good
Stop, I'm gonna puke
No
Oh
Oh my god
Oh, oh oh
Whip me, teenage babe (x4)
Let me be your mortal slave and whip me
Teenage babe
Hahahahhaha
Oh, yeah
Oh, man
Oh, oh I wanna
Uh, I wanna see Snakey
I wanna see Snakey
Where's Snakey?
Snakey?
Yeah, let me see Snakey
Sure you want Snakey?
I'm sure I want Snakey
Oh son, I don't think you want Snakey
I want
(Yes, he does)
I want Snakey, please
You don't want Snakey
I want Snakey
(Come on, give him Snakey)
Gimme Snakey right now
All right
Let me see him
All right, son
Here comes Snakey
Come on, Snakey
Snakey
Snakey's here
Oh yeah
Boy, boy, boy, boy
Whip me, teenage babe (x4)
Let me be your mortal slave and whip me
Teenage babe
Oh, oh, I think
I think
I think I'm
I think I'm gonna come
Oh (x2)
I'm gonna come
(Uh) (x4)
Suck it up (x2)
(Uh) (x4)
I'm gonna
(Uh) (x4)
Oh, man
It was so good
Did I give you a blinkey?
Could you hold me now?
Oh yeah
Just
Just hold me


10. FLIGHT OF THE SKAJAQUADA
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
When clouds of iron gather nigh
Blackening the winter sky
Storms gather fury from the lake
Best hurry home and refuge take
For soon the worst will come to pass
And ice will turn your routes to glass
While in the north the beast awakens
From his year long slumber taken
His howl the fury of the gales
With deadly curves that rarely fail
To send your autos into flight
Through blizzard's curtain blinding white
See driving skills you lack with the
Flight of the Skajaquada
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11. GREEN JELLY THEME SONG
Got nothin' to do
On a Friday night
Green jello sucks
Ain't got no talent
But that's all right
Green jello sucks
We're the worst
The worst in the land
Green jello sucks
But come on
Gotta give us a hand
Green jello sucks
Iggy
And Gerdy
They're both good names
Green jello sucks
Maynard
And Poopy
They're both insane
Green jello sucks
But when life
Is just a game
Who's to blame?
Green jello sucks
Green jello
Green jello sucks
Yeah, that's right, we're it
(Green jello sucks)
We're the world's economic problems, you can blame it all on us
(Green jello sucks)
It's our fault
(God, green jello sucks)
(x2) Hello, jello, green jello
(Green jello sucks) (x2)
Hello, jello, green jello (x3)
Green jello (x2)
Jello for the future (x3)
Jello for your future
And scream
Green
Green jello sucks
Green Jello sucks (x2)
Huh